Picture Lori Drew

Masked malevolence
An avaricious avatar
A masculated malfeasance
(Just Joshin' of course when you're caught)
Un-neighbourly inelegant
A penchant for going too far

Second life succeeding in securing
The reeling in of real world pain
You've finally found a crimeless victim
It's nice to need never explain

A sinister crackle of electrics
Blackening the name on your door
Now the neighbours aren't just waving
They're shouting
Wonder what you did it for.