Old Fart bier

There is a sign at the gateway to Hazelbrook shops advertising 'Old Fart' beer and let me tell you, there's no shortage of potential clientele to drink it.

Now I have no beef with the old blokes who shuffle up the stairs ahead of me at the station; it's the 'born old' brigade who seem to have a permanent franchise on the local gazette's letters page. No matter how demented or reductive their ravings, no matter how often they have previously been published, in they go. It's just a tad depressing.