Bum crack

I may gripe about the government or criticise the shortcomings of the average punter but I love this country and I wouldn't be in any hurry to migrate. It is not interchangeable with other democracies because it doesn't have the cold of Canada, the class system of Great Britain, or the puritan overtones of the US.
Basically, we revel in our uncouth origins and the showing of bum crack is perhaps one of the surest signs of this.